Tomorrow is my birthday and I am going to make a wish!!!

I am on vacation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How to save the airlines

How to save the airlines..........Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more mone. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,Bill Clinton

One more of me and my bud!

I am the one in the back!

Weeeeeeeeee pull us faster!!

Me and my buddy Peter when we were wee lil folk

Peter & Deb

Debby's coming!!

Ok Folk! This one is sure to be a wild one! It is named after me!

MIAMI (Aug. 23) - Tropical Storm Debby continued to gain strength Wednesday off the coast of Cape Verde in the eastern Atlantic, forecasters said.

http://www.hurricanetrack.com/Java/track.html
Track it! It may be coming our way!

At 5 a.m. EDT, the storm was centered 385 miles west northwest of the southernmost Cape Verde and was moving toward the west-northwest at speeds of near 16 mph. This general direction was expected to continue for the next 24 hours, the National Hurricane Center said.
The storm had maximum sustained winds near 45 mph, with slow strengthening forecast for the next 24 hours.

Cape Verde is 350 miles off the African coast.
"We are forecasting it to become a hurricane in about four days, but we do see some factors that could prevent that," said Richard Pasch, hurricane specialist. "However, it is well out over the Atlantic. There's not an indication that it will threaten land."

It is the fourth named storm of the 2006 Atlantic hurricane season.

My feelings on the President

Funny - click on to view larger version

Thank god I was not a wife back then!

I AM THE TRAVEL AGENT

I am the travel agent...

I have advanced degrees in accounting, public relations, marketing, business, computer science, civil engineering and Swahili.

I also can read minds and extend your credit line.

Of course I still have the package reservation you put on hold six years ago, even though you never came in to purchase it.

It's not a problem to give you seven connecting, nonsmoking, riverside suites with two king beds in each, four rollaways, and, yes, I can install a wet bar.

I know it's my fault the hotel does not have a helicopter landing pad and the stairwell from the third floor smells funny.

I am the travel agent...

I am expected to speak all languages and recall the names and frequent flyer numbers of your wife and your children (and your girlfriend).

It is obvious to me that when you booked your flight for Friday, you really meant Saturday.

I also realize you meant to book your reservation at the Hilton; people always confuse it with the Galaxy Delight Motel of Antarctica.

Of course I can get you a cheap rate because you've been a member of AAA for 30 years, and I should have realized when I assigned you seat 23D that there was a screaming child in the next seat and your flight would be held on the runway for 55 minutes.

I am the travel agent...

I absolutely understand that the McGillicutty Widget Mfg. Co. is a vast empire that will make or break my agency.

Yes, I am lying when I say that the $100 flight for tomorrow is sold out; after all, you did hear it on the radio and see it in last Sunday's paper. I should have known that everyone else wanted to fly tomorrow, too. But it's not a problem for me to quickly construct several more 747's.

I am quite capable of checking all the flights in July to see which one is the cheapest, answering 12 incoming phone calls, putting together eight documents while finding out why that cruise line won't give you a refund even though you refused the insurance.

I always know which airline serves the best vegetarian meal. I can recite the entire domestic tariff consisting of 4,235,678 fares at any time.

I know exactly what to see and do in every city in 15 minutes without spending any money.

I take personal blame for airline delays, traffic jams, rental car flat tires, bad weather, lost luggage and the national economy.

I am the travel agent...

I am expected to smile, empathize, console, sell up, perform, sing, dance, fix the printer, clean the toilet and anticipate the next fare decrease.

I am the travel agent.

"Without a TRAVEL AGENT you are on your OWN"

Ryan & Rosie

This is my son Ryan on his 16th birthday this year. He enjoys music, playing in his band and hanging with friends. His girlfriend is hiding next to him trying not to get her picture taken!

Here is my kitty Jaguar waiting for Shannon to bite his head off. Jaguar enjoys getting into any kind of mischief possible. He also loves Shannon to bits.

Here is my kitty Napkins. He enjoys sleeping, resting and sitting on my lap.
He hates when Shannon tries to bite his head off.

Here is my doggie Shannon. She is a Shetland Sheepdog that is a bit nutty most of the time. Her favorite hobbies are eating her cats heads off, barking, playing fetch, barking and oh did I say barking? Yes she is a sweetie.

My first day as a blogger

To who ever cares,

Today is the first day of the rest of my blog life. If anyone cares to know what goes on in the mind of Deb, here is where you shall come.

Enjoy!
Deb